The Affair is Over

Well... after almost 10 months I have given the 'ol heave-ho to my binky (A.K.A. the pacifier,the nuk or the cork). For my whole life I have enjoyed sucking on that little plastic doo-dad. It always helped me to fall asleep and calmed me when I was crazy mad. Last week I was having a tough time teething and I grabbed that thing out of my mouth, hucked it onto the floor and have not taken it back since. Mom and dad tried a few times to give it to me but I just laugh at it and then get very mad if they try to put it in my mouth.

Even though mom and dad did not want me walking to my first day of school with that binky they were taken aback that my binky breakup happened so suddenly. Mom had a tough time getting me to sleep these last few days without it but now I have gotten the knack of calming down without it and life is good.

Gone are the binky round-ups, the late-night binky calls, the dropped binky, the gross "doghair in my binky" binky, the binky boils, and the ever popluar frozen binky. It is a new era.

Are there any binky donation drop-off locations??