Luxury Life at the Montage

We just got back from another trip down South. Mom and Dad brought me back to my favorite luxury resort in Laguna Beach with Bubbie and Grandpa. Mom's got some special perks from her old life as a photographer. Room service, swimming, laps in the pool, feather top beds with Italian sheets... what more can life offer?? Mom says as soon as I am aware of this sort of stuff she will send me backpacking with Pappa Jay so I don't become spoiled by such finery. Ah, but mom I AM aware of it all and I LOVE it! Why did Dad get a hot stone massage and not me??

The morning before we left mom forced Dad into taking some photos of us together. There are pretty much no photos of me with mom because dad always forgets to take any. So now mom is all happy and gushy about our bonding at the beach photos.