My Master Plan.. working on it

I've got a lot on my mind these days. Things are happening fast for me so I've got to be thinking all the time. So far I have convinced mom and dad that I only know how to crawl backwards. If they knew I could crawl forward it would be just too much for them to handle. They get all excited by the smallest things. Like today for instance... I ate my first "Cheerio - type food product". And the big deal is what? Mom had her camera out and Dad was chomping on that dry organic "O-like" cereal with a big smile on his face, exhagerating every bite and saying YYUUMMMM. Uh... Dad, I hate to break it to you but my books taste better! What would have been really cool is if they had just gone to Costco like everybody else and bought me those Genetically Modified Food Product cereals with the colored marshmallows! A kid can dream.